like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.
cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now
Imagine Kris sneaking out in the middle of the night to KFC. He buys a whole bucket of chicken, and brings it with him to a cheap motel room. “I’m so sorry for what I said, baby,” he croons, slowly stroking the bucket. “I didn’t mean any of those things, you know that.” He gently kisses the bucket, right on the Colonel’s cheek.